New York City

During the 2,192 hours 27 minutes and 48 seconds you were missing, I did worry. I feared you’d been sold on the Citibike black market, traded between petty thieves in the outer (bike-less) boroughs.

To be fair, he can’t really say he didn’t see this coming, given how ten minutes into our first date I fell into a trash pile and cursed the entire five boroughs of New York.