Respond to texts promptly. “Sorry, I didn’t get your message” is not a valid excuse.
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.
Do you ever *really* need to leave your bed?
People get really into preparing holiday meals— in the same way, people become almost disturbingly enthused about holiday sex.
Just make sure you do not have to leave the house for anything because you will run into happy families and you will cry.
Making small adjustments and habits to your lifestyle eventually lead you to the life you want.
Reinvention is occasionally necessary, and can often be for the best. The trick is in striking the right balance.
Yes, you maybe made poor life decisions. Everyone does. Forgive yourself because chances are other people already forgot.