You’re seen as “weird” and “neurotic” because you DO give a fuck.
You’re always playing the role of matchmaker in your friend group. “Bobby is such a nice guy! Just give it one date, and if it’s horrible I’ll take you out to brunch. My treat.”
12. You’re pretty sure your chakras are misaligned and you’re pretty sure you don’t care.
9. She wears reading glasses with no prescription.
11. You give up on something because it requires you to make a phone call.
When you’ve got things to get done, you prefer to devise a super detailed plan of attack, which often takes more time than the duty itself to complete.
Set a specific text tone for the person you’re crushing on so you know exactly when said person contacts you.
“Hm, okay.” Guy Number One picked his phone up again. “Should I text her now? Or…later, you think?”
You check behind the shower curtain before showering, and when you see the coast is clear, you feel dumb that your heart is racing.
1. Incoming Calls From ‘Restricted’ or ‘Blocked’ phone numbers.