Taxing the closest thing I have to romantic love in my life? Just. Plain. Wrong.
“God dammit honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think that every time he gets invited to a party he can bring along his dumb friend honeydew?!?”
A new month means an all new selection of movies and TV shows on Netflix to choose from.
It’s a common feeling, one that creeps up on you every so often, so slight that you don’t pay attention until you realize that you’re 30, single and binge watching Netflix with Tate’s chocolate chip cookie crumbs stuck between your boobs.
In this day and age, it’s probably a good idea to deactivate every once in awhile.
10 Words or Fewer Summary: Iranian female skateboarding vampire…ah, screw it just read below
I realized I spend every day fighting battles with myself. What I should do, and what I want to do are in constant contest.
I have been horizontal for 85% of this day.
Grab your best friends, order a pizza, and get ready to veg out for a night (or two) with Netflix.
This is for all the girls out there who reevaluate why they ever got on Tinder once they realize their Tinder match sucks in person.