Friends or Netflix?
Please don’t invite me to a restaurant with three Michelin stars and make me try the latest amuse-bouche that’s fancy celery. I will meet you at Starbucks (don’t even ask about your pretentious local brew), but you’ll probably make me regret the three dollars I spend on hot chocolate by mocking my drink choice.
I am not the girl who needs you.
Almost everyday after class I will come home with a turkey wrap or General Tso’s chicken and de-stress with some Netflix. I will then finish eating, go to some meetings, finish my necessary homework, and watch Netflix again before bed. How much of my life have I spent watching Netflix?
I’m not the kind of girl you can call when you’re lonely.
Watch them — you will not be disappointed.
“Going out sounds awful, we should just order Seamless again.”
For a sign that loves comfort and hates change, binge-watching a show that has a ton of seasons to get into is always a win for a Taurus.
Pablo Escobar had to invest in $2,500 worth of rubber bands per month, just so he could hold all his cash together (seriously).
Netflix is not the only outlet through which you can waste years of your life.