1. You crave to have a FRIENDS set up with your neighbors, but at the same time you avoid them like the plague. 2.
But then I realized I didn’t even know my neighbors’ names. Or anything about them. My family has been living in our house for seven years.
We think about these basically all the time.
PLEASE stop leaving your blinds open.
Chances are, if you are walking slowly in Manhattan, you are a tourist.
I was sitting in my bed at 2:00 AM, morose and contemplating my station in life, when, big surprise, the shouting started.
When I began writing a short while later, I would watch and make up stories about people based off my observations. You are different. I don’t want to write your story. I want to KNOW your story. I bet you have lots to tell.
6. Your sweatpants.
They sleep during the day and fill their nights with World of Warcraft, German reggae, and shouting.
Yes, these are actual recordings. Yes, it’s really that loud.