“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
JENNA: I DID I WORE IT BEST.
“I wanted to make something that says no matter how bad you fuck up…you’re always allowed to be better. You’re always allowed to grow up, if you want.”
Your name is Blanche Devereaux. You’re beautiful, men find you desirable, and people want to be your friend.
Basically, if you depict actors playing anyone but themselves or show any group doing something they tend to do, you are enforcing racist stereotypes and you need to apologize.
The creators have mistaken keeping the show’s soul with cobbling together pieces of the mythology fans idolize to form some twisted Frankenstein’s monster of self-congratulations and references from two seasons ago.
“I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.”
Long live the first Aunt Vivian!
Troy & Abed on their email!
First, you hear smatterings of “how great the show is” and “how nothing is like it on TV” from your friends and coworkers.