When we forget a name, we are admitting to a lack of interest in the person, on some level.
Courtney: Was only your friend when you had something she wanted. Like Adderall. Or your best guy-friend.
Nikita: short hair, thin, can wear a training bra beneath her wedding dress.
Vivian: Will spill wine on your white dress and pretend that it was an accident.
Chef: Has great weed. Has even better munchies.
Charlotte: Stole your boyfriend, doesn’t care.
Michael: Made a big statement by going from Mike to Michael when he came out. Incidentally, so did every other Mike.
Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.
Because you feel threatened by my presence, I’m a bitch.
Real men tell us how they really feel about a tradition that’s rarely questioned.