She was scared of speaking, and so she got buzzed to talk. She wrote papers tipsy, too. Her hands trembled in the flesh and blood spaces. Her finger tips went blue, pressed tightly against the things she had read and reread.
The behavior of the Twittersphere is troubling. Whether it’s the desperation Tweeters begging for followers with promises they will follow back, or the keyboard-courageous strong-arms using Twitter as a platform to verbally attack celebrities, the conduct of many consumers just seems childish.
“My entire life I’ve always knew that I wanted to work for myself. It just felt right.”
Remember when your Myspace name was “You! At The Disco”?
Unfortunately the 2015 Myspace layout looks like MSN and Yahoo!’s homepages made a baby, but then they went on Maury and found out MSN was not the father — AOL’s Homepage is actually the baby daddy.
You’re just a good old country gal who likes to wear cowboy boots and sundresses to Walmart…
19. Anything Kardashian.
One of the problems associated with the rise of Facebook is that we’re not conditioned to have that many lifelong relationships.
8. Don’t even try to lie about it. For a period of time (no matter how brief it was), you popped your collar. In earnest.
As I sat there a c*nt-hair away from the onset of irreversible misogyny, I found my precious little Shy Girl.