Don’t waste your time with any of these movies. You deserve better.
These eight horror films are guaranteed to scare the shit out of you and your crush, so bad that you won’t be able to sleep alone for the days to come. So grab some popcorn, get some bottles of wine and get ready to scream.
“The Princess Bride!!! I watch it whenever I’m sick, or just feeling kind of down.”
Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback: Yeah, I got ’em from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.
It’s largely seen as a “buddy picture” – with two male leads becoming close and becoming a solid unit. What sets Midnight Cowboy away from those films, however, is that the film itself isn’t credited for what it actually is: a studio-funded queer love story.
Cliche: The two leads meet at a book store/ in a bar/ at a wedding/ in an elevator.
Now: Female’s friends are totally grossed out that “some guy” just walked up to her in public and tried to start a conversation with her.
“I answered but there was no one there. I called it back and the number was disconnected.”
You’ve been known to give yourself inspirational pep talks.
These characters have played a really big part in the formation of my love life.
“To me, you are perfect” ~ Love Actually