This weekend is Father’s Day, and I’d like to give a shout out, to all the dads out there, yeah, but actually I’m thinking of one dad in particular: Mitt Romney.
“It is hard to name even a single country that has more respect and admiration for America today than when President Obama took office, and now Russia is in Ukraine.”
Look at how happy he looks.
In 2008, I and millions of other self described Progressives cast our votes for Barrack Obama knowing that, despite the glut of “get disappointed by someone new” memes on the internet, this time would indeed be different.
According to Mormon principles, sex is only to be had between a married man and a married woman. But if you can’t accept us with a D in our ass, you don’t really like us!
Yes, it’s a real petition. And if it gets enough signatures, the White House is required to review it.
“Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears.”
Seems like you wouldn’t be allowed to work at L.L. Bean without passing a Wes Anderson test.
Instead of making clear, intelligent arguments, sometimes I just lean over and let a guy get a good look at my perfectly formed D-cup boobs, and he then magically sees my point of view.
Including the horrific time that I voted for… Bob Dole.