“I laughed and said, Life is easy. What I meant was, Life is easy with you here, and when you leave, it will be hard again.”
1. Collect distracting objects. 2. Trap them.
Anyone who likes David Sedaris is automatically good people. If you catch him reading Amy Sedaris, though, you marry him.
I could probably make this entire list David Sedaris. But I didn’t because I have restraint.
I spent the entire 90s writing bad fiction. 5 bad novels. Dozens of bad stories. But I learned to handle massive rejection. And how to put two words together. In my head, I won the Pulitzer Prize. But in my hand, over 100 rejection letters.
From well-known classics to movies you’ve maybe never heard of, here are 10 great indies to check out on Netflix.
Includes Paul Rudd in an Amnesty International t-shirt drinking OJ out of the carton while Radiohead’s “Fake Plastic Trees” plays in the background.
“Star Wars: Follow Those Ewoks!” starring Tina Fey? Sure; why the hell not?
Apparently the only possible reason I could feel this way is because, on some level, I am seething with jealousy and bitter, childish rage over their ability to succeed in the face of my unequivocal failures.
She saw lots of safe people and she fell asleep and had a dream… And all the safe people woke up and the old man said “Shush, we’re sleeping.” And then everyone, everyone, everyone turned to mustard.