Proving You Are Still Alive Even If You Don’t Leave Your House For 72 Hours
1. His/Her Parents Have Called Maybe just to see if you’re okay, maybe to ask you for the recipe for the cookies you always made them (but really calling just to see if you’re okay).
“Let’s Get Back Together” (Part 5)
But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!
You can love someone in a way you never loved your ex.
“I kind of want to make out with you in the bathroom, though.”
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
You probably wouldn’t know he was homeless by looking at him, and that’s exactly what he wants.
There are few people that I look up to in life, but Ryan Holiday is one of them.
As a generation, we have a reputation of being narcissistic, entitled, and slow to “grow up.” We might as well take it a step further, make our lives a little easier, and put our diapers back on.