But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!
You can love someone in a way you never loved your ex.
“I kind of want to make out with you in the bathroom, though.”
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
You probably wouldn’t know he was homeless by looking at him, and that’s exactly what he wants.
There are few people that I look up to in life, but Ryan Holiday is one of them.
As a generation, we have a reputation of being narcissistic, entitled, and slow to “grow up.” We might as well take it a step further, make our lives a little easier, and put our diapers back on.
If you haven’t done them all, don’t worry. There’s still time!
I hate being called a Millennial. I once told a marketer that the only thing they need to know about my generation is that we refuse to take a bowel movement without a smartphone.
1. The ginger seal.