“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan
Criticism aside, there’s nothing juvenile about what she’s done now. It’s really, really incredible.
Guys don’t stare at your butt if you don’t have one.
1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.
Use this guide when a dodgy guy at a ball asks you if you’d like to skip those who were too keen and head out for a snog and possibly rumpy-pumpy.
She was named Artist of the Year in 2013. Now she rides around in her limousine.
19. Every time we had sex it was in my car because my roommate took over the apartment, so you probably just assumed I was homeless.
It’s a Girl’s (kind of f*cked up) World!
You and Miley Cyrus have a lot more in common that you might think.
Elevated ugliness isn’t going anywhere.