We see Disney girls in the same boring cycle as Zac Efron — “Look at me! I’m not that good little girl in Disneyland — I’m an ADULT who has sex. Yes that’s right, I said sex.
Last night three millionaires crafted a bit of racial theater for the masses. It went over exactly as planned.
Miley’s outfit choices we knew would be crazy, but other celebs made jaws drop too! Check out these insane fashion statements from last night’s VMAs.
Taylor’s squad looking entirely unimpressed and like girls who for sure made you cry in high school. #VMAs
“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan
Criticism aside, there’s nothing juvenile about what she’s done now. It’s really, really incredible.
Guys don’t stare at your butt if you don’t have one.
1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.
Use this guide when a dodgy guy at a ball asks you if you’d like to skip those who were too keen and head out for a snog and possibly rumpy-pumpy.
She was named Artist of the Year in 2013. Now she rides around in her limousine.