1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.
Use this guide when a dodgy guy at a ball asks you if you’d like to skip those who were too keen and head out for a snog and possibly rumpy-pumpy.
She was named Artist of the Year in 2013. Now she rides around in her limousine.
19. Every time we had sex it was in my car because my roommate took over the apartment, so you probably just assumed I was homeless.
It’s a Girl’s (kind of f*cked up) World!
You and Miley Cyrus have a lot more in common that you might think.
Elevated ugliness isn’t going anywhere.
1. Her life is “so” complicated.
The twerking of young Miley Cyrus
spread over the Web like a virus.
The parallels are endless; that’s why I’ve decided to spare you the hindsight-bias and answer those questions by combining my perceptiveness with their Instagrams.