This is what they had to tell us.
What’s wrong with a strapping, straight dude not minding being hugged from behind while lying in bed?
4. You will hook up with one of them.
Then one day we wake up to your morning text, and we breathe a sigh of relief. And there is even a smiley face. You must still like us!
So, how do we actually clarify our wants? How many wants should there be? Which ones are the most important? What if I have a list of a hundred different wants? How do I make them not sound like a list of demands? And… what if he says “no” to my wants?
How many men have you slept with? When did you last sleep with someone? Who, exactly, have you had sex with? Why did you sleep with him? How did it happen? It’s such a current and popular conversation topic between women.
These men look totally miserable.
We love you, guys, but these things are making us crazy.
As a guy I’d always assumed having a female stalk me would be kind of cool. Flattering, in a non-threatening kind of way. You know, good for my self esteem, self-confidence increasing with each uninvited appearance. Each knock on the window at 2 o’clock in the morning giving me butterflies of enhanced ego, insecurities just pat-pat-pattering their wings as they disappeared, flying off into the Italian night.
I was wrong.
After all, is a girl worth anything if she is not beautiful?