When he’s not embarrassed to shed happy tears in front of you – especially when the moment is so sweet and so honest that it almost kills you.
Gave me full AUX cord privileges.
Chris Pratt in Jurassic World or Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy?
He gets weird about being called boyfriend. He’s never open to having a discussion about what you are to each other. Instead, he just mutters vague statements like, “Let’s just see what happens.”
Chef: Has great weed. Has even better munchies.
“I’m in this situation right now. I’m 3 days in, got 5 days left. The reefer is already gone and I’m so damn hungover for the second day in a row.”
Is his Murray Hill apartment co-signed by his parents?
Michael: Made a big statement by going from Mike to Michael when he came out. Incidentally, so did every other Mike.
An EDM DJ. Unless he’s headlining at Coachella, avoid all DJs. Actually, even if he is headlining at Coachella. Say no.
Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.