Ah, the peacock: in his natural habitat, he is distinguished by fashion both strange and striking.
3. Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
HA HA HA HA HA FUUUUUCKKKKKK YOUUUU.
1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button
Problems do not matter.
The male friend that is “just a friend.”
9. “Why do you pepper spray me so often?”
Idk, why do you keep telling me to smile?
Always remember when in mixed company never talk about religion, politics, or women.
They are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity to crack up