I have spent a lot of time – probably too much time – opening up to men in recent months.
According to Sir Mix-A-Lot, if you don’t got buns, his anaconda don’t want none. As a woman who definitely does not have “back,” this always sort of made me feel left out.
His motto is: “Work hard, Play harder.”
When men disappear, it’s no accident. Here are nine brutal reasons why you never heard from him again: 1. He wasn’t that invested in you in the first place.
Here are some options, depending on the reaction you want to elicit.
What Nice Guys fail to realize is that their seemingly selfless behavior is actually the epitome of selfishness. Their actions reflect an inability to communicate a problem, and instead, they give themselves to get appreciation.
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was destroyed by men.
As my sister and I sat and had a drink, waiting for our other friends to arrive, two guys approached us, clearly intoxicated.
If you follow my horrible advice, you’ll have a Dad Bod in almost no time.
One of the most common (and annoying) misconceptions is that women wear makeup, coordinate their outfits, and style their hair in order to impress the opposite sex.