You can’t cure stupid.
This situation seems like a pain in the ass.
Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.
As we progress in the field of medicine, there are sure to be shifts and changes in the way that doctors treat certain conditions.
You never would’ve expected it from this guy.
“As you can see, I’m a bit proximal. How am I now? Oooh, a little distal now. Okay, back a little. Perfect.”
I’m never going to crack my knuckles again.
I landed in the hospital for nearly a month. And it’s a strange, strange universe with its own rules.
If you’re a nurse — regardless of what your specialty is — I am sure you will be able to relate to some of these!
But alone, I dance with The Reaper. I hide in a black cloak, and run my skeletal fingers up and down his spine.