Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.
As we progress in the field of medicine, there are sure to be shifts and changes in the way that doctors treat certain conditions.
You never would’ve expected it from this guy.
“As you can see, I’m a bit proximal. How am I now? Oooh, a little distal now. Okay, back a little. Perfect.”
I’m never going to crack my knuckles again.
I landed in the hospital for nearly a month. And it’s a strange, strange universe with its own rules.
If you’re a nurse — regardless of what your specialty is — I am sure you will be able to relate to some of these!
But alone, I dance with The Reaper. I hide in a black cloak, and run my skeletal fingers up and down his spine.
Kim Carsons, the “morbid youth of unwholesome proclivities” who stars in William S. Burroughs’s novel The Place of Dead Roads, would love Richard Barnett’s gorgeously illustrated new book, The Sick Rose: Disease and the Art of Medical Illustration.
3. Nobody wants to get the IV right on the first try more than us.