1. “Wow, you’re tall!”
She has 17,000 kids with her and doesn’t even remember why she came into the store to begin with. She looks like she could use a massive hug, or maybe a year long vacation.
“Well…do you like boys?”
If you make a PicStich for your friend’s birthday, she has to look good in at least one of the photos, not just you.
Mean Girls is one of my all-time favorite movies, and if you don’t understand the sheer genius of it and why people still continue to obsessively quote it 10 years later, you are probably an alien.
Regardless of when the love-fest began, one thing is clear: Lizzy Caplan is the epitome of the phrase “girl crush.”
Hate you, don’t mean it.
The Humble Bragger – Regina George
Gorge on your cheese fries, your bars of Kalteen. Dress up in lingerie to celebrate Halloween.