The Humble Bragger – Regina George
Gorge on your cheese fries, your bars of Kalteen. Dress up in lingerie to celebrate Halloween.
You text me a bunch of emoticons like a dancing woman, a cactus, a lightning bolt, and a glass a wine, and then you say, “Have a great day!”
I have learned the hard way that women are the worst.
Once you say that mean-spirited, below-the-belt comment; you can never take it back. Remember that!
If the ones around you are living their dream lives, you’re in good company. Your time will come. Covet nothing, congratulate everything.
I was prettier, my boobs looked better, men liked me more, and my days were filled with carefree adventures into the woods to hook up with boys while drinking Night Train.
There is no such thing as “The subway.”
4. “Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?”