Three days after turning 30, I found my first gray hair. Yes, this gray hair was coming out of my own head.
Wendy’s decided to take a hit at McDonalds, who just made this announcement via Twitter.
Hint: it had to do with Donald Trump.
Currently, the restaurants in Walmart supercenters seem like afterthoughts, empty spaces pushed into the corner of the store.
We applaud anyone who even attempts to do this. Mainly because it provides us with hours of entertainment, and mainly because it makes us feel better about ourselves.
Let’s all hope Kanye never stops being Kanye.
“I ate eight full meals, half a sheet of brownies, pie, dates, and then asked my wife to pick me up a soda.”
There were many times we became Ross and Rachel and took many breaks. But I couldn’t stay away, I found myself running back every chance I could.
“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”
The last man I dated was the living embodiment of a Sonic Drive-in: He was lazy, nostalgic, had a thing for women wearing roller skates, and would put deep fried pie in everything if given the chance.