Currently, the restaurants in Walmart supercenters seem like afterthoughts, empty spaces pushed into the corner of the store.
We applaud anyone who even attempts to do this. Mainly because it provides us with hours of entertainment, and mainly because it makes us feel better about ourselves.
Let’s all hope Kanye never stops being Kanye.
“I ate eight full meals, half a sheet of brownies, pie, dates, and then asked my wife to pick me up a soda.”
There were many times we became Ross and Rachel and took many breaks. But I couldn’t stay away, I found myself running back every chance I could.
“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”
The last man I dated was the living embodiment of a Sonic Drive-in: He was lazy, nostalgic, had a thing for women wearing roller skates, and would put deep fried pie in everything if given the chance.
The thing about “secret” menus at restaurants is that they are completely unofficial, which means that the folks there are not trained on how to make them.
Who would have thought it would be McDonalds that would strike the final blow in the “war on Christmas.”
“When I got home I took a shower, got in bed, and wished it never happened.”