Work sucks. I think I’ve mentioned this at least six times before, but it just really sucks.
This actually happened. This really, really happened.
TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
In retrospect, it’s amazing Chipotle didn’t end up being a Mexican McDonald’s.
There are some sandwiches on a “secret menu,” but I don’t really consider them hacks because you’re not really saving money, just combining a few sandwiches to something crazy and amazing.
The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.
6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.
6. The time that I drunkenly made out with three girls and then found myself escorting all three to my house.
It is easy to accept fat in this country because the culture ultimately makes it possible, even when it ironically makes it undesirable.