Your mom is most likely your best friend.
It happened when Gentlemen died and “the Bros” were left in charge.
One thing I didn’t realize about the guys in my past is that I was never truly comfortable around them. I put them up on a pedestal of perfection and then spent the entirety of our relationship trying to impress them and convince them that I was good enough for them.
13. You are finally enjoying reading books. No one is making you read them, but you do it because you want to.
If you have the propensity to cheat, then maybe it’s time to step away from relationships entirely. Because the notions you have on what it takes to be faithful are clearly flawed.
Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.
SERIOUSLY. GET OFF MY LAWN.
See, once I know that my guy friend has the hots for me, the times of us kickin’ it old school are no more. Our once-pure friendship, based off of a mutual search for the meaning of life and a good ass time, has mutated into “potential conquest” and I see that as the point of no return.
1. Love all, trust few, paddle your own canoe.