If you have the propensity to cheat, then maybe it’s time to step away from relationships entirely. Because the notions you have on what it takes to be faithful are clearly flawed.
Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.
SERIOUSLY. GET OFF MY LAWN.
See, once I know that my guy friend has the hots for me, the times of us kickin’ it old school are no more. Our once-pure friendship, based off of a mutual search for the meaning of life and a good ass time, has mutated into “potential conquest” and I see that as the point of no return.
1. Love all, trust few, paddle your own canoe.
A girl wants to change a man. A woman accepts a man as he is.
3. Because I have a type and you are not it.
5. Merely glancing at a tax form is enough to revert you back to infant-level maturity.
When my father and grandfather both approached me for help in family affairs.
More often than concert tickets or videogames, you enthusiastically purchase boring, cliché adult stuff like a toaster or a shower rod or Tums or light bulbs.