Fine, I’ll admit it: I’m bitter. But so what? Consider this part of my therapy.
Watch out, ladies!
We don’t read the book for the ending, do we?
I have always belonged to myself, and I wasn’t sure he liked that idea. Though at one point, I was madly and passionately in love with him, I still always belonged to myself.
Deciding if you can commit to someone is a deeply personal determination, and everyone has different criteria. As in any verdict, you have to start by assessing the evidence.
They say sex is like riding a bicycle: once you know how to do it, you never forget.
I didn’t want to keep our moments alive any longer. I just wanted the hurt to stop. It almost worked, until I received a phone call two months ago.
While we’re on the topic of marriage, shout out to the dweebs who update their surname on Facebook moments after saying “I do.” Get off your phone, go back to your wedding, and eat some goddamn sponge cake, will you??
There are really outrageous.
As someone sitting comfortably on the other side of the matrimonial divide, I can tell you it’s worth it. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that I recommend marriage to all of you kids out there.