“You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.” —Nicki Minaj
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
7. You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Most of us know more about math than we know about orgasms. This is likely due to the fact our climaxes are so uniquely personal.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
5. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening.
I began to envision myself up on the stage, the crowd worshipping my secretary hips, my muffin top spilling over my G-string, the insides of my long thighs that would rub together as I’d slink seductively offstage. Finally last Thursday, I stripped out of my inhibitions and signed up for a $15 beginner class with the New York School of Burlesque.