New York City sucks compared to Cleveland.
“It’s embarrassing. It’s hurtful. Because it’s like a father saying that he loves children outside of the family more than he loves his own.”
It was so traumatic for me that I scribbled down some of my thoughts about all the faces I saw in Los Angeles.
This is probably my least favorite Whole Foods. The salad bar is all nasty fried shit – sometimes they won’t even have kale at the salad bar! Straight up! Like… isn’t that the whole point of Whole Foods, the kale?
It didn’t make him think I was cool; it just made me cough a lot in front of him.
Sometimes it’s not the crime that’s being punished but the lifestyle behind the crime.
Those hundreds of miles of coastline mean that playing hooky every once in a while, foregoing store-bought salt spray for real beach hair, and — yes— justifying how you need to buy just one more bathing suit, is all in the name of better health.
Since moving here two years ago, I have learned to accept and appreciate this city for the fun-loving, narcissistic beast that it is and will continue to be until we run out of water.
Do you own suede booties? One pair? Cool, that’s not gonna cut it.
Admit it. You’ve thought about ditching NYC for LA.