Few make it. Will you be one??
First grab coffee or some type of stimulant. I would suggest avoiding alcohol as you might have a tendency to get carried away.
If you like Hawaiian pizza you can get the f*ck off my couch.
Wow, this is immature…
When your ex complains because someone did to them what they did to you. 😒
10/10 do not recommend doing this.
These are painful to read.
Goodbye productivity, hello hilarity.
Oh, so Kathy, who I used to watch throw up just so she could drink more, is now expecting her first kid? Great. This block of cheddar cheese and I are expecting our first baby too.
What. Is. This.