So how did Alabama fans cope with their horrendous (and surprising) Sugar Bowl loss last Winter?
“Are you a closeted homosexual?”
“What I saw on that toilet seat changed me as a person. Dried shit. There was dried shit stuck on the toilet seat. I had a strangers dried shit poking me in the ass while I was taking a fucking piss. I nearly cried. My family laughed”.
Who is this man? And does the bean curd give him those abs??
So for the days where you just cannot take any more stupidity, you can just beat Donald Trump until candy falls out.
You won’t believe what a simple Facebook post led to.
Let’s pretend like that’s real.
The porno might be a parody, but none of this is a joke.
A man decided that the best way to divvy up his positions with an ex-partner was for them to each get half. Literally.
“Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you Tone it Down. This is a Christian area and there are Children. Keep it up and I will be forced to call the police on You! Your kind need to have Respect for GOD.”