“What if I die alone with cats? I don’t even like cats.”
Why do sky divers wear helmets ? I promise you the helmet won’t help if the parachute doesn’t open.
“Arthur” is better than 92.75% of what is on TV today.
As the dad you may not always have a clue what’s going on (seriously how does Face Swap work because I cannot figure it out) but you’ve definitely got everyone’s back.
When he talks to legendary cartoonist and stranger Jim Davis, saying, “Hey man, I need a second opinion. Does this girl look like a thin version of your Garfield?” you can take that as a good sign.
“What happened between the two of you? Why’d you break up?”
“Accidently sent a super dirty text to my high school basketball coach…”
I look to my left by my work station in the back, and there is this mountain of shit on the floor. Instantly I vomited on the floor beside me. I was in SHOCK! I never thought in a million years this could/would happen.
Rosé is the Boone’s of adult ladyhood. But now, instead of barfing it up in a fraternity party basement, you’ll barf it up in the comfort of your very own over-mortgaged home.
As a college student with those late nights of working on various essays, projects, and readings with a mix of procrastination and socializing with friends, I most definitely could use some caffeine in the morning.