We watched Comedy Central for our news, and Fox News for some comedy.
“You know you f*cked up, right?”
“Why don’t you come put [your trailer] on the mansion property?”
Prepare to either tear your hair out or laugh uncontrollably.
After chopping down a cherry tree as a youth, Washington swore to tell the truth, “the brutal f*cking truth,” as he called it. He also LOVED to curse.
Over 50,000 visits were to a discreet adultery website that promises “no-strings-attached fun, hot steamy action and erotic encounters.”
“What’s the fuss?”
Now you can be insulted by “The Donald” just like all the other cool kids.
Don’t you wish you could talk to customers like this at your service job?
This actually can’t be real (but it is).