“Elizabeth” just might be one of the funniest people on the internet.
Once I asked a girl if she would eat my cum. After she turned down the offer, I said “Fine, more for me.”
Wow, this guy was unnecessarily rude!
“When your pullout game is strong af.”
Reality: You will not be able to maintain every single friendship that you have made in college/in life in general.
One part of Harry Potter that is left pretty opaque is how Muggle parents reacted to their kids being, well, wizards.
Oftentimes in life (particularly for women) the only events that get celebrated are engagements, weddings, and childbirth. But what about career advancement??
Kids these days…
I can’t explain it, but I truly believe with proper training I could also be an Olympian.
Few make it. Will you be one??