An ode to those times where nothing on god’s green earth is going to stop us from falling asleep right where we are.
High school Earth Science – “Where do clouds go at night?”
The wedding’s title was “One In A Minion” 😅.
The crocodile-bride gets baptized, married, and even gets to dance!
When the phone cord tangles up?? Cannot deal with that sh*t!!!
“WHAT?! IMMA GO TALK TO MY TEACHER TOMMORROW THEY ACCIDENTLY MARKED ME ABSENT”
He’s gonna remember this birthday prank forever.
This might be my new favorite thing ever.
“God dammit honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think that every time he gets invited to a party he can bring along his dumb friend honeydew?!?”
This cat is said to have contributed over eight million dollars to the local economy. Srsly.