Are you laughing yet?
What I’m trying to say is: It’s hard for me to control my emotion sometimes, but I’m a good person; or, when I’m drunk I like to dance. Do you want to dance?
“The sky wasn’t as blue as I wish it would have been today. “
“Can I get pregnant from my dog? Can my cat?”
What happens to a broad abroad stays abroad.
…I saw it from every angle. Finding the exit was never so important…
You can’t make this stuff up.
What parent hasn’t had fun lying to their kid?