13. Countertop sex (kitchen): Are You Gonna Eat That?
You learn how important it is to say “yes!” and “…um, no.”
Whenever someone winks at me in a social situation, my first reaction is not ;-) or :-* but instead: “what do they want from me?”
“29. The thought of moving.”
With Valentine’s in full swing, the ‘date ideas’ posts are frolicking and plaguing your newsfeed like never before.
Not drinking alcohol: Admirable? Yes. Low key rude and judge-y to gloat about at the office after you’ve only been alcohol-free for less than 100 hours? Hard yes.
*water boils over, everything burns*
Hook up with someone who has a nice place What? Don’t act like you’ve never slept with someone because you were impressed with everything they had going on. It’s called desire, hon.
“This is not like sex with my high school boyfriend. Or college boyfriend. It’s actually kind of hot?”
“Wear a blanket constantly.”