Another day saved by bacon.
If you’re being completely silent and just making really bizarre faces and holding your breath, we are completely within our right to assume you’re not having an orgasm – you’re having a stroke
Though this list probably won’t make you bilingual and you won’t walk away from it with enough linguistic knowledge to carry on a conversation in a non-English speaking country, it will satisfy you with interesting and potentially useless information.
Why are you texting him???
When you eat a whole meal but 30 minutes later you’re hungry again.
Wow, this kid is getting coal now.
Wow, she REALLY likes that shirt.
If he says his favorite book is Lolita you need to GTFO.