I’ve known some straight shooters in my time who told some sketchy jokes.
He thought he lost face, but instead, something awesome happened.
I was so shocked that I went on auto-pilot mode and threw their leftovers away. The guy was NOT very hungry after that, though.
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The internet has replaced the velociraptors in Jurassic Park…
I’m at a loss for words.
Disclaimer: I have used all of the below during the course of conversation, so making fun of myself is included.
Although shameless, this man’s laughter is infectious and, I must admit… positively joyful.
If moms are your best friends, then dads are your best-er friends.
I probably embarrassed the hell out of my parents too, but these…these are so much better.