Getting the family together can always be a little awkward. I mean, these are people that you’ve known forever, but you probably only see a few times a year.
What do you think of this?
Courtney: Was only your friend when you had something she wanted. Like Adderall. Or your best guy-friend.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
This is too funny.
You try to look good! Stomach-in… check! Double chin-in, leaning head slightly forward…. check! Fixed hair… check!
Maybe we aren’t alike enough. Will this last? Maybe I can’t tolerate our differences.
Wow, I would never ask to be roasted myself!
Should someone tell him??