Nicholas Cage also once did magic mushrooms with his cat.
there needs to be a test to get on the internet.
Said “eh whatever” and not worn a condom during sex even though you should have.
Lefties tend to make much more money than righties. According to some studies, left-handed people make roughly 15 – 26% more than their right-handed peers.
Why was the little strawberry crying?
His mom was in a jam.
They’re the most body confident people on the planet.
I entered the room,
And knew my haircut would be soon.
Oh, but wait, my stylist is booked?
A mistake made; I was overlooked.
Everything is annoying.
You’ve been known to give yourself inspirational pep talks.