You can’t take a baby out shopping or out for an overpriced craft cocktail. Department stores don’t have daycare centers and wine bars don’t have highchairs (thank God).
Someday she’ll probably burp and it will shake the foundation of your home. Hazard of the hops.
Shopping doesn’t have to mean buying. When you shop often, you can stay on top of trends, see new trends as they come into play, and know when things go on sale.
To get that motivational spirit pumping through my blood stream again I need to take some time to file away stresses into organizational life plans, put the negativity in the trash and boost my mental energy by bringing some calm to my thoughts.
Boys try to understand it, but they never will because they’ve never had to experience it. Girls have this common thing that happens every month, and I like to think we have each other’s backs.
I have stumbled into some wisdom by way of the random inked-up warm bodies I’ve encountered over the years. There’s poetic insight everywhere if you look on the right armpit, left butt-cheek, or adjacent bathroom wall. Just keep your eyes peeled and your standards weird.
Rule number one in relationship building is to make sure your love interest doesn’t know your real personality until you’ve moved in together, you’re on your honeymoon, and he’s paid for your master’s degree. Take a moment here in these early stages and pretend you’re so cool, you’re practically Jennifer Lawrence.
Hot messes unite 5eva.
DAD Savings and Loan — Because Apparently I Look Like I’m Made Of Money.
It’s time to see if something is still there or if you can get him out of your system, once and for all. You might not realize it, but your wondering is holding you back from meeting someone else, so give it a shot.