“I just don’t see color!”
I hope that this provides all of us with some closure.
We’re looking at a high pressure adorable front, with fetch speeds reaching up to 10 MPH.
“I kind of want to make out with you in the bathroom, though.”
“Is this a real daycare?”
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
You’re on transit camera!
I’m not racist, but-
You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.
Are there any seven words more terrifying than the dreaded “can you hold him for a second?”