So you’re 23 and you’re starting to take on more responsibility than you had before, but life’s also getting easier than it was before—this feels weird.
I’ve since deleted my profile…
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.
2) Travel-Size Japanese Rock Garden
Your late grandmother’s lovely headboard has taken on more of a utilitarian use than it was intended for.
Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?
“Is my vagina pretty?”
*Tries to talk to film school student during a movie, gets thrown out of building and banned for six weeks*
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.