“You smell like chlorine.”
Your mother didn’t raise you to do that.
He the best?
“I faked a British accent for two weeks.”
She’s so fancy.
*Opens drawer of takeout menus* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Hangovers demand a light at the end of the tunnel, a reason to go on and actually leave your bed.
If you liked it then you should’ve put a lick on it.
1. His/Her Parents Have Called Maybe just to see if you’re okay, maybe to ask you for the recipe for the cookies you always made them (but really calling just to see if you’re okay).