1. Do your research before the date.
MyIdol is taking the app world by storm, so we did what any website would do — use it to put our favorite Game of Thrones characters in compromising and weird situations.
When you heard “pop a Molly, I’m sweating” you thought someone was going to shoot your favorite childhood American Girl Doll.
She’s So Wet
A parrot observing his surroundings.
We’re very green and everyone can tell, which might be my fault because I lost my phone on the first day and had to write “lost iPHONE 4S, cat case,” and then I found it later and Ari took a picture of me with the marker board.
“If I could map out the timeline of my life, I would never get my dick sucked by someone who doesn’t like Drake.”
It’s going to be an adventure. A sweaty, sweaty adventure.
You will *not* enter your credit card information for that free trial.
But you somehow have…no chapsticks?