You’ll never believe these instant messages that people sent while on a plane.
“Ramen every night.”
Both sexy AND funny. Maybe we should just all date Pornhub??
LOL this guy is prolly still looking for somewhere to sublease — watch out!
“It looks gross. And you will get germs. Only do it on special occasions.”
When people made stupid posts about Target’s new policy, this guy was ready to pwn them.
I thought this was a settled issue…
This gal is proud to be “thinking outside the bun!”
Girls ask their boyfriends to pick up some tampons for them and the guys COMPLETELY fall to pieces.
You’re always playing the role of matchmaker in your friend group. “Bobby is such a nice guy! Just give it one date, and if it’s horrible I’ll take you out to brunch. My treat.”