He tells me he likes my green eyes. We have sex in the back of his car. I’m on top. He sweats a lot.
You want someone to snuggle with at night. But the second they start humping your leg, you can kick them off the bed.
You’ve spent hours watching dance tutorials on YouTube trying to learn Beyoncé choreography. You still remember all the moves to “Single Ladies.”
1. Do your research before the date.
MyIdol is taking the app world by storm, so we did what any website would do — use it to put our favorite Game of Thrones characters in compromising and weird situations.
When you heard “pop a Molly, I’m sweating” you thought someone was going to shoot your favorite childhood American Girl Doll.
She’s So Wet
A parrot observing his surroundings.
We’re very green and everyone can tell, which might be my fault because I lost my phone on the first day and had to write “lost iPHONE 4S, cat case,” and then I found it later and Ari took a picture of me with the marker board.
“If I could map out the timeline of my life, I would never get my dick sucked by someone who doesn’t like Drake.”