So she went to the plumber’s boss, and he got “flushed” so-to-say.
She couldn’t help but wonder how she had ended up here; sitting on the floor between his legs and giving what felt like the world’s longest handjob.
It just goes to show, you need to be careful what you ask for!
Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid.
If I don’t know them, they probably don’t know me. So, I’m actually kind of doing them a favor.
“Long intro, short conclusion, strong hypothesis, but nothing to back it up. Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof.”
Ugh, these are too funny.
When out with friends you order beer over wine, whiskey over vodka, chicken wings over a salad.
Love is real.