“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”
I hate you = I love you
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.
Date: n. Literally a day on a calendar.
Hate you, don’t mean it.
Okay, go ahead and make another twee video.
Killing you softly with his hair, killing you softly.
Was Kim Kardashian was Kooler at age 13?
REDRUM could totally be the name of an IKEA bedroom set.
But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!