This might be my new favorite thing ever.
“God dammit honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think that every time he gets invited to a party he can bring along his dumb friend honeydew?!?”
This cat is said to have contributed over eight million dollars to the local economy. Srsly.
These folks aren’t hiding anything.
A middle school classroom was pulled apart by the seams this past week. Not over politics or religion, but rather, over the fate of their pet fish.
u mad? Yeah he mad.
After the patient went under anesthesia, the fun began for his medical team, who immediately started mocking him.
So how did Alabama fans cope with their horrendous (and surprising) Sugar Bowl loss last Winter?
“Are you a closeted homosexual?”
“What I saw on that toilet seat changed me as a person. Dried shit. There was dried shit stuck on the toilet seat. I had a strangers dried shit poking me in the ass while I was taking a fucking piss. I nearly cried. My family laughed”.