Priceless mother-daughter moment!
#14 made me burst out laughing at the library.
“For clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”
We all wanted this to be true.
Wow, this guy invested a LOT of work in this.
These are so inappropriate (but so hilarious).
“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”
Man says he won’t date a feminist, feminists everywhere exhale a sigh of relief.
How horny do you have to be to send these stupid messages?
OMG! So many sick burns.