Unfortunately for him, he didn’t quite get the story right.
How unprofessional can you be?
To be blunt, I’m not 19 anymore — drinks, minimal effort and me traveling to you — no longer sounds like a very good time to me. We’ve gotten older, and we’ve both changed — ALOT.
This girl is hilariously clever.
“I want to make a baby with you.”
This is absolutely insane.
After two days of straight drinking and partying, Mark McLelland knew there was absolutely no way he could make it to work.
This guy just wouldn’t quit.
His excuse at the end is the best part.
Perhaps the most extraordinary aspect of Trump’s presidency is the ubiquitous nature of his Twitter.