They’re the most body confident people on the planet.
I entered the room,
And knew my haircut would be soon.
Oh, but wait, my stylist is booked?
A mistake made; I was overlooked.
Everything is annoying.
You’ve been known to give yourself inspirational pep talks.
It can be frustrating, when everyone constantly thinks you’re just being silly. And it sometimes makes you repress your actual emotions because you don’t think people will listen if you don’t.
I scoff at people who are in love, and the sacrifices they make for that love. I pretend to hold it in disdain, in contempt — as something beneath me. But the truth is, I’m full of shit.
“What if I die alone with cats? I don’t even like cats.”
Why do sky divers wear helmets ? I promise you the helmet won’t help if the parachute doesn’t open.
“Arthur” is better than 92.75% of what is on TV today.