I already have plans with that certain someone that I hate, but would never admit to hating.
Actually, a lot. One date can hurt a lot.
“Lit my bangs on fire. Didn’t panic, just kept blazing.”
I’ll just sit reeeeeally still so no one knows how baked I am…
Being an adult is hard, am I right?
I’ve noticed this trend with people at cafes. It almost always happens when you’re in a hurry, and want to get your food and/or drink and GTFO. It’s when people make their own f*cking lines.
If you consistently masturbate with a butt plug, you 100% have commitment issues.
Do you spit or swallow the kernels?
Your field trips were less “let’s go look at art” and more “let’s go support this politically right wing person who compares abortion to genocide”. It was weird.
This is the best prank you’ll ever watch.