Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid.
If I don’t know them, they probably don’t know me. So, I’m actually kind of doing them a favor.
“Long intro, short conclusion, strong hypothesis, but nothing to back it up. Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof.”
Ugh, these are too funny.
When out with friends you order beer over wine, whiskey over vodka, chicken wings over a salad.
Love is real.
Get ready to laugh your ass off.
Because there would’ve been nothing better than dusting off your special someone with a sexy feather duster from…Burger King.
Unfortunately for him, he didn’t quite get the story right.
How unprofessional can you be?