They don’t end how you would expect.
Even though you can give this one a hangover kit, the gift will be gone within 24 hours. Make it last longer, but make it cheap…because it’s guaranteed to be lost within 48 hours.
You can’t possibly respect me by sending me your penis first thing in the morning, as if that is equal to a morning text.
Heartless people at the Guinness Book of Word Records, eh?
Not to overstate it, but these are really f*cking funny.
Do you take post-sex selfies?
This is too cute.
Do you know anyone this gullible?
He’s really not *that* different from you and me!
Answering “good, how are you?” when the other person only said hi. People don’t actually care about how you are when they ask, but do you know who cares even less? Someone who did not ask.