I’ve since deleted my profile…
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.
2) Travel-Size Japanese Rock Garden
Your late grandmother’s lovely headboard has taken on more of a utilitarian use than it was intended for.
Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?
“Is my vagina pretty?”
*Tries to talk to film school student during a movie, gets thrown out of building and banned for six weeks*
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.
1. The parallel parking pettiness You’d think the four most important words in a relationship are “I love you, *insert name here*” but they’re actually, “let me do it.” Once you’ve said those words, you’ve forever insulted the other person’s…