Here are some people from Mike Huckabee’s Facebook page who are pretty much guaranteed to show up at the ballot box. Do you want them to be the only ones??
My eyes landed on Richard’s. He glared at me like he knew my dirty little secret. I shifted back to the magazine, first to the left side, at the woman.
There are spaces in one’s adult life that fill with problems, and apparently each problem area must be occupied. The sad thing about adulthood is that when you valiantly marshal your forces to address a problem, another problem emerges to fill the void.
I cry every time I overdraft my bank account. I stare at the computer screen astonished each time that the check I wrote a week prior, that I forgot to write in my ledger, comes through.
There is something disturbing about the guy that can’t seem to break ties with Mom. This also will tell you that this BOY is probably spoiled and if you do start something with him, he will expect you to cook, clean, do his laundry and wait on him hand and foot like his mama is obviously doing.
“Found some white creature that was alive inside girl’s vagina after I’d been going down on her.
It was some white creature that was wriggling around.”
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i’m not leaving the house)
“I don’t think storms come to punish humankind for some horrible sin. That said, #jonasblizzard did arrive the same weekend as Dirty Grandpa.”
It’s freezing in here! Frozen food aisle, so we meet again and still you are so cold towards me. You don’t support my small, chic wardrobe and that’s your loss.
We all mess up and yes, maybe you’ll learn a lesson from your mistake or maybe you won’t, either way it’s not a bad thing to regret somethings in your life as long as you learned something from the experience.