This is wild.
People should text me things this funny.
“We were going down the 91 freeway with music blaring and this girl I met about an hour ago riding the shit out of me in the backseat. Great day, Noah your the best wingman.”
This post-Trump world we now live in means that the time is finally right to make this definitive list. Political correctness be damned.
Hopefully this kid got coal this year!
Erica and Jeff walk away from the house bickering, but still conveniently with their mics on. Erica says how she’s “so done” and “is completely OVER” that house. Jeff is beaten down so he just nods a lot.
This is such a sweet story!
He was indeed “naughty” but not how she suspected.
Braxton Sislo is an employee at a New Orleans cell phone shop. He is also the boyfriend of a beautiful girl named Ray.
“Getting punched in the stomach and told your dog died on a week long Monday when you ate 3 bean burritos on Sunday.”