Anne Gus here, and unlike you I’m creative. A few nights ago I was getting a couple of classy drinks with a few gurlfrrraands.
We all strive to be nice people, right?
A girl I was friends with in college won a local pageant for the Miss America organization. Crazy brat wore her crown out in public for the next week.
For those of you that have graduated college (or university), you’ll find that these slogans hit the nail on the head.
Mothers and fathers of all of us 80s babies, we are terribly sorry for wasting your money and time for the now-obsolete things we loved in the 90s.
Oh, those poor dogs!
7. Do Things On Your Own.
Monday work day is OVER. Go back to your apartment with a smile on your face knowing you don’t have one of these waiting for you at home…yet.
I’ve known some straight shooters in my time who told some sketchy jokes.