She’s so fancy.
*Opens drawer of takeout menus* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Hangovers demand a light at the end of the tunnel, a reason to go on and actually leave your bed.
If you liked it then you should’ve put a lick on it.
1. His/Her Parents Have Called Maybe just to see if you’re okay, maybe to ask you for the recipe for the cookies you always made them (but really calling just to see if you’re okay).
What lead them to be so shark-y? What makes them tick? What makes them cry?
“Let’s Get Back Together” (Part 5)
“Did you know that ‘all hallow’s eve’ was originally a Christian holiday designed t-“
Who needs a haunted house? Life is scary enough.
Welcome to the Jersey shore, b*tch.