I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
You’re on transit camera!
I’m not racist, but-
You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.
Are there any seven words more terrifying than the dreaded “can you hold him for a second?”
Are you laughing yet?
What I’m trying to say is: It’s hard for me to control my emotion sometimes, but I’m a good person; or, when I’m drunk I like to dance. Do you want to dance?
“The sky wasn’t as blue as I wish it would have been today. “