These are my kind of drugs!
Some of these college kids need help.
Maybe you should just get a dog.
If you were Myers-Briggs Personality Type INTJ, what choice would you have besides quickly assuming control of the world, driven by your inescapable psychological affliction of “preferring a good book over a Broadway show”?
Would you break up over politics??
Who run the world? REAL girls.
So instead of jumping on craigslist or some other breeding ground for non-dish washers, he decided to create some unique flyers that would tout what a great roommate he would be.
These memes hold nothing back.
“When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she’s talking about vacuuming.”
Never assume you were the only woman lucky enough to deserve a cheekbone bruise. Bitches are lining up to be failed by those biceps.