Sorry this post exists, but BITCH. BETTER. HAVE —
“Few things I’d rather see less.”
But what if you’re just looking for a night of passion? Well don’t worry, I’ve got you covered too. Happy Humping!
The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible.
Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.
You should date a girl who insults the hell out of your ego, like at least twice a day.
The average penis size is only 5 inches. Aha! Did you hear that, Karen!?! 5 inches!!
Lots of One Direction fans are feeling quite “verklempt” today.
“He said he wanted to live in my vagina. Like, pay rent and everything.”
It’s way too easy to default to branding yourself as broken to profit socially, when it feels like that’s a cool aesthetic. An easy demographic to hit.
16. Does it curve?