LOL this guy is prolly still looking for somewhere to sublease — watch out!
“It looks gross. And you will get germs. Only do it on special occasions.”
When people made stupid posts about Target’s new policy, this guy was ready to pwn them.
I thought this was a settled issue…
This gal is proud to be “thinking outside the bun!”
Girls ask their boyfriends to pick up some tampons for them and the guys COMPLETELY fall to pieces.
You’re always playing the role of matchmaker in your friend group. “Bobby is such a nice guy! Just give it one date, and if it’s horrible I’ll take you out to brunch. My treat.”
Sriracha – He makes everything more exciting, more intoxicatingly delicious, but then you wake up the next morning with heartburn and regret everything. He’s the guy you know is going to hurt you but you keep going back for more.
Student sent his professor an email while absolutely plastered and the teacher’s response is EVERYTHING.
Turns out sexist humor is funny, as long as it’s directed at men.