“No, YES, noooo, okay, ye-”
“You smell like chlorine.”
Your mother didn’t raise you to do that.
He the best?
“I faked a British accent for two weeks.”
She’s so fancy.
*Opens drawer of takeout menus* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Hangovers demand a light at the end of the tunnel, a reason to go on and actually leave your bed.
If you liked it then you should’ve put a lick on it.