Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?
“Is my vagina pretty?”
*Tries to talk to film school student during a movie, gets thrown out of building and banned for six weeks*
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.
1. The parallel parking pettiness You’d think the four most important words in a relationship are “I love you, *insert name here*” but they’re actually, “let me do it.” Once you’ve said those words, you’ve forever insulted the other person’s…
Do you ever *really* need to leave your bed?
She brings joy to the world. She probably likes cookies.
Hint: Don’t ever, ever try it.
There’s no rule that says owls *can’t* compete in the Olympics.