Oh, those poor dogs!
7. Do Things On Your Own.
Monday work day is OVER. Go back to your apartment with a smile on your face knowing you don’t have one of these waiting for you at home…yet.
I’ve known some straight shooters in my time who told some sketchy jokes.
He thought he lost face, but instead, something awesome happened.
I was so shocked that I went on auto-pilot mode and threw their leftovers away. The guy was NOT very hungry after that, though.
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The internet has replaced the velociraptors in Jurassic Park…
I’m at a loss for words.