If the person is crazy enough to actually follow you all the way to the bathroom, they can’t make you unlock the stall. If you really want to, you can sit in there completely silent for like four hours
Keeping a student in for recess hurts us as much as it hurts them because that’s the only time we get some peace and quiet.
I think you’re attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.
I have a really important meeting tomorrow that I would like to be 100 percent ready for so I would really appreciate it if you spent the night somewhere else tonight? No hard feelings? Thanks, you’re the best.
These are ridiculously hilarious.
Are you too lazy to get out of bed and to work out? Me too! Do leg lifts or butt squeezes while you’re reading this for heavens sake!
Logical isn’t as fantastic as lunch. And all you can think of is how glorious lunch will be.
“Are you going to be in school forever?”
Harry and I met while I was on a poetry tour in London. There was this instant, palpable feeling that we already knew each other.
Arrive noisily in the middle of someone reading. Say “I need a bottle opener,” as you open the door. People will look over at you. Look apologetic but still whisper to the people around you, “Do you guys have a bottle opener?”