“Details inside” cuz it’s too damn hot to go outside.
Someone must be…crabby (sorry).
I use a portion of my very valuable spare time to peruse the current male menu items on offer through any one of the dating apps that hasn’t pissed me off yet. It doesn’t have to be this way.
Another day saved by bacon.
If you’re being completely silent and just making really bizarre faces and holding your breath, we are completely within our right to assume you’re not having an orgasm – you’re having a stroke
Though this list probably won’t make you bilingual and you won’t walk away from it with enough linguistic knowledge to carry on a conversation in a non-English speaking country, it will satisfy you with interesting and potentially useless information.
Why are you texting him???