Answering “good, how are you?” when the other person only said hi. People don’t actually care about how you are when they ask, but do you know who cares even less? Someone who did not ask.
Getting the family together can always be a little awkward. I mean, these are people that you’ve known forever, but you probably only see a few times a year.
What do you think of this?
Courtney: Was only your friend when you had something she wanted. Like Adderall. Or your best guy-friend.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
This is too funny.
You try to look good! Stomach-in… check! Double chin-in, leaning head slightly forward…. check! Fixed hair… check!
Maybe we aren’t alike enough. Will this last? Maybe I can’t tolerate our differences.
Wow, I would never ask to be roasted myself!
Should someone tell him??