And it usually happens so innocently. Like it’s not like you sign up for this, ya know? You don’t wake up one day and think, “Gee, I really want to complicate my life by catching feelings for someone who has a 0.000% chance of reciprocating!”
If you drink wine out of a measuring cup, you’re clearly out of f*cks to give.
Would you want to pull this prank on your neighbors??
Wow, this is really quite something.
I swipe right and I remind myself that there are 7 billion on this planet. And that most of them are not you.
Can you answer this??
These are a lot of rules…
*Goes to hospital and pulls out birth certificate* “Hello I’d like to return myself.”
This older lady wrote a thank you letter for a radio that she won, but she didn’t stop at saying thank you.
Living in New York, or any city for that matter, means you’re going to be moving a lot. And there is one thing you will never be able to get back.