All of the blowdryers.
Gobble gobble, much?!
When all of your emotions are amplified to the point that you can no longer hear them (like an emotional white noise) you tend to stick with the ones you fear the most.
“You’re just a vacuum with nipples.”
Stop the madness: don’t donate today.
Whosits and whatsits and LOLs galore.
More than a failure.
“So how about you send me $1 for every dick pic you ever sent me, how about that?”
Way, way back in the 1980′s…