2. She Punishes People Who Cut In Line.
I can’t believe you’re out of the game. It’s like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.
21. When somebody compares your looks to another person, that other person always has glasses—no matter how little they actually look like you.
1. Liz Lemon – This drug is kind of like Molly, but instead of dancing wildly, you zanily eat cheese in bathtubs and hope someone finds it endearing. 2.
14. When people say “That’s funny” or “LOL” instead of actually laughing. What’s with that?
Okay, but what’s your definition of being absolutely ridiculous, girl living in 2013?
The word lovers bums you out unless it’s between meat and pizza.
Worlds collide with a photo of Amy Poehler on Liz’s wall. (“If she’s Amy Poehler, then who am I?” Ha!)
It’s super subtle in a way that fashion-y shows like Gossip Girl and Zooey Deschanel on New Girl could never dream of being but I think the secret best dressed person on TV is Jenna Maroney.
The number one reason not to have a baby in Canada is because their milk comes in bags. BAGS.