On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
The internet is very kind. It convinces us that we’re insane/ madly in love with the wrong person/probably going to jail.
By the time you are completely finished with the list, you’re left with mixed feelings. But that doesn’t stop you from scrolling to the next list in a zombie-like state, preparing to repeat the process all over again.
Whether it’s your dog’s satisfied sigh, coming out on top during a bathroom standoff, or outsmarting your boss, the littlest things have the strongest power to make or break your entire day.
However, instead of traveling the globe, creating beautiful works of art, or sharing groundbreaking ideas with society, over the last 5 years I found myself spending months at a time drinking Bourbon out of a plastic bottle while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on a PC.
6. I have my normal voice and my phone voice.
My issue with lists is what the list seeks to do. It presents itself as a cheat, a life hack, and then leaves you with nothing.
To-do lists don’t work. To-do lists kill people. Will kill your babies. Will make you so stressed you die an early death.
Sometimes it’s just your turn to be that guy. Laugh it off!
I open up a new Word document and my wrist automatically directs the mouse to the bullet point button.