3. All the cool kids are doing it!
I’m not saying you have to date just anyone but why are you turning good people away because they don’t meet these petty requirements?
If you’re the sort of person who likes to add your own limited commentary when sharing articles, you can preface this link with OMG NUMBER 10.
21. What’s good about these types of articles is that it takes literally no research.
On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
The internet is very kind. It convinces us that we’re insane/ madly in love with the wrong person/probably going to jail.
By the time you are completely finished with the list, you’re left with mixed feelings. But that doesn’t stop you from scrolling to the next list in a zombie-like state, preparing to repeat the process all over again.
Whether it’s your dog’s satisfied sigh, coming out on top during a bathroom standoff, or outsmarting your boss, the littlest things have the strongest power to make or break your entire day.
However, instead of traveling the globe, creating beautiful works of art, or sharing groundbreaking ideas with society, over the last 5 years I found myself spending months at a time drinking Bourbon out of a plastic bottle while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on a PC.
6. I have my normal voice and my phone voice.