6. I have my normal voice and my phone voice.
I wanted to express what it was like to start growing ear hair long enough I could feel it before I fell in love. That’s all I ever wanted to express with these posts.
My issue with lists is what the list seeks to do. It presents itself as a cheat, a life hack, and then leaves you with nothing.
To-do lists don’t work. To-do lists kill people. Will kill your babies. Will make you so stressed you die an early death.
Sometimes it’s just your turn to be that guy. Laugh it off!
I open up a new Word document and my wrist automatically directs the mouse to the bullet point button.
Happy reading, and don’t forget to put on that sunscreen.
I am sick of people who think they are writers because they capture a brief moment in the teen-twenty-something lifestyle range that everyone supposedly relates to.
Here is a list of the best Thot puns my friends and I have thot of.
Jenny Slate, The Easter Parade, Pho…