Realizing you have fewer things to do than you thought
Buying a $0.25 gumball.
Slurping your soup.
4. This is a new dressing called “Sex Life of Average American Married Couple.”
If you’ve somehow never seen Cabin in the Woods and you’re a fan of horror, go watch it right now.
My issue with lists is what the list seeks to do. It presents itself as a cheat, a life hack, and then leaves you with nothing.
Quite a few of the selections are commonly seen or talked about, because they simply deserve to be on here. Others you may have never heard of.
To-do lists don’t work. To-do lists kill people. Will kill your babies. Will make you so stressed you die an early death.
1. Stripgenerator Hey, get your mind out of the gutter–Stripgenerator is about comic creation, not clothing removal–though we wouldn’t claim that the two paths have never crossed.
I open up a new Word document and my wrist automatically directs the mouse to the bullet point button.
Number one — F. Scott Fitzgerald