We live on the theory “the best things come to those who wait,” but really all that comes are nerves, stress and a forced finish. We realize this and still procrastinate in the future.
The secret to “la dolce vita” (the sweet life) is living for today, not tomorrow.
And thinking about that—the fact that I’m older and my decisions (even if I need help being led to them) are starting to feel more and more permanent —makes me want to shit my pants.
1. Mason jar salads
You say I will never know the joys of children, and therefore my life is incomplete? I say you’ll never know what any new year of your life would have been like without children. You are not better than me. I am not better than you. We are just different.
There’s less wondering about what “could have been.”
When you get a haircut tailored to emphasizing your beard.
So if you have appearances you really feel like you ought to make, but aren’t sure how you’ll possibly get through, here’s how to limit the exposure without, you know, making your intro your outro.
Are all yoga teachers good in bed?
I am grateful that I have to pay rent each month because my home is safe, warm, and always fun to come home to (thank you lovely roomies).