What have you been doing since graduation?
You teach people how to treat you by how you treat yourself.
First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.
I, too, gobble up my sandwich in 10 seconds flat.
Spend a day without money.
As you lie on the couch, you begin to reflect on your constant, binge-eating lifestyle. Why do you do this to yourself? Eating this way can’t go on any longer. Starting tomorrow, you’re seriously going to start eating healthy.
Redefine your necessities and downsize. People are totally disillusioned about what they actually need to live.
Why are telling me your baby is 72 months old? She’s 6. Just say it.
I’m kind of a low-key genius spy and I’ve all but completely cracked the case of what exactly the deal is with my downstairs neighbor. He is almost definitely gay-for-pay, perhaps gay for real and probably the most angry and under medicated person I have ever met.