(It’s difficult as shit.)
Although these are genuine queer theories and readings they are done with some tongue and cheek humour. This is also in no way insinuating that Disney have created and designed these characters with the intention for them to be read this way…maybe.
It’s really weird when you ask whether or not we have frequent threesomes, please stop.
I hope that one day “religious freedom” isn’t used as an excuse to deny basic human rights to the LGBT community.
See, boys (and reality) kind of suck. I witnessed dreamy, life-after-blowjob love tales in Saved by the Bell and Boy Meets Girl amid my tender, overly sculpted youth and their numb-minded oral sessions almost always resulted in forget-me-not, lovers forever storylines.
Although I do not belong to the LGBT community, nor am I technically directly affected by it – I support it. I advocate for it. I am compassionate towards it. I am understanding towards it. I do not simply tolerate it – I support it.
In Soviet Russia, emojis use YOU in text messages.
“What’s wrong with eradicating homosexuals?” — Eugene Holmes, candidate for Mayor.
I’d never really dated other Jews. I have nothing against them. I like bagels, complaining, self-deprecating humor, and overblown camp stories as much as the next person. I just always went for goys. Their light hair, white skin and freakishly tall bodies just did it for me. For a brief amount of time, I even dated a Lebanese girl. But no Jews. Go figure.
People have asked me why I can’t be “just another normal guy.” You know, do normal guy stuff. Like date girls, for example. Why do I have to be “so gay”?