Get on your back. I’ll take care of the rest.
You make love to me with the lights on
So I’m forced to face my own weird fleshy cage
But now it doesn’t feel like that
My body is no longer the asylum I can’t check out of
My body finally feels like that temple everyone talks about
And my God, do I want to be worshipped
Love is like dancing. Doing it right requires shelving any concern about how ridiculous you might look in the process.
When you rearrange the letters in “elections results”: Lies, let’s recount!
This is a definitive list of the best jokes humanity has ever made about CAPITAL letters.
Heartworm: a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished, like an abandoned campsite whose smoldering embers still have the power to start a forest fire.
If your lover is honey, don’t lick it all.
“When chickens have teeth!”
Firgun: To have a generous, unselfish spirit and a joy in the accomplishment of someone else. It is having an empathic joy for something good that has happened. It means to make someone feel good without having an alternative motive.
The challenges associated with the war are quite predictable–like the lack of power for instance, and having to ignore people with sick political views and the fact that the war has turned many either into blind sheep or into hypocrites who want the war to last forever so they can keep making big bucks as long as they could.