“Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.”
“I felt relief, you’re okay, we’re okay. And I just kissed her.”
Prepare to want to make out with someone immediately.
Your kisses should leave you vulnerable. They should leave you weak. But they should still always leave you feeling brave.
Kissing sober would imply you’ve had a significant other (non-feline, that is). But like, where do you even find one? Can’t just pick it up at a Costco.
When you’re single, PDA on the morning commute is about as welcome as someone spilling hot coffee on you, but when you’re in the relationship, of course you want to kiss them goodbye.
But know this, if you find yourself thinking that you’ve never experienced a bad kiss in your life, maybe the cold hard truth is that someone is reading this and thinking of you.
Not all guys want to just get in your pants after the first date — though there is probably a large handful that do. Most of them are really just looking for that same connection us girls are looking for.
It’s not the universe’s fault this technique didn’t work.
There’s no set rule on how long a kiss should last. A good rule of thumb is to stop once you’ve had an orgasm. Then you pretty much just crawl up into the fetal position until they leave.