The first time you kissed me was the last time something so trivial meant so much.
Because we all deserve a bangin’ soundtrack when we’re…well…bangin’.
In effort to get out of my usual pattern of fooling around with the same four dudes over and over, I made myself a pact. For every (new) boy I kissed, I could reward myself with a new pair of shoes.
“Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.”
“I felt relief, you’re okay, we’re okay. And I just kissed her.”
Prepare to want to make out with someone immediately.
Your kisses should leave you vulnerable. They should leave you weak. But they should still always leave you feeling brave.
Kissing sober would imply you’ve had a significant other (non-feline, that is). But like, where do you even find one? Can’t just pick it up at a Costco.
When you’re single, PDA on the morning commute is about as welcome as someone spilling hot coffee on you, but when you’re in the relationship, of course you want to kiss them goodbye.
But know this, if you find yourself thinking that you’ve never experienced a bad kiss in your life, maybe the cold hard truth is that someone is reading this and thinking of you.