Your kisses should leave you vulnerable. They should leave you weak. But they should still always leave you feeling brave.
Kissing sober would imply you’ve had a significant other (non-feline, that is). But like, where do you even find one? Can’t just pick it up at a Costco.
When you’re single, PDA on the morning commute is about as welcome as someone spilling hot coffee on you, but when you’re in the relationship, of course you want to kiss them goodbye.
But know this, if you find yourself thinking that you’ve never experienced a bad kiss in your life, maybe the cold hard truth is that someone is reading this and thinking of you.
Not all guys want to just get in your pants after the first date — though there is probably a large handful that do. Most of them are really just looking for that same connection us girls are looking for.
It’s not the universe’s fault this technique didn’t work.
There’s no set rule on how long a kiss should last. A good rule of thumb is to stop once you’ve had an orgasm. Then you pretty much just crawl up into the fetal position until they leave.
I’ve kissed someone who ended up breaking my heart, who loved me but not in the same way or capacity as I loved them. I’ve kissed someone whose kiss I never expected but whose kiss sent a shiver down my spine, goose bumps across my body and butterflies to my stomach.
You got hit in the neck with a magenta paintball and now your skin is stained for a couple of days.
He’s nervous because this is the first time he has held me so close, and this is going to be the first time that he’ll kiss me. I am nervous because this is the closest that I’ve been with a boy, and this is the first time that I am going to be kissed.