Just remember: everyone saw. It might be early, but that has absolutely no bearing on a snot bubble’s visibility.
Welcome to your newest — and greatest — waste of time.
I begin urinating onto them. While doing this, I say “It’s time to rain on your parade.” I chuckle to myself about how this would appear to a third-party observer. I chuckle to myself about the fact that I am chuckling and urinating on some ants.