I immediately laid eyes upon the old man who had been in the casket, up on his feet staggering in my direction like a zombie, just about 10 feet behind me. His yellow eyes shined like a cat’s in the night and his mouth slowly dropped open as he finished another clumsy step in my direction.
Ask each other the tough kid questions.
I want them to come home completely devastated, because some guy or girl shattered their heart. Then I want them to come back from that experience and love someone else again, even more than the person prior.
Date someone who doesn’t mind letting a little girl paint his nails or try to put his hair in pigtails.
I said, “You’re only 14 so if you get good at poker, you won’t need to go to college. If you get really good at this, you’ll always find ways to survive.”
Kids these days…
You are expected to feed your new roommate and they have less motor control then someone with no arms and no legs.
Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.
Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
Whether you are unable to, choose not to, or choose to, this does not determine your worth as a person. There may be people who feel inclined to comment or believe that they have a say in your decision, however the only decisions that matter belong to the party or parties directly involved.