The solution to the border crisis is simple: we gotta bleach all these Mexican kids so that they look like white people and we can sneak them into the middle of the country unnoticed.
And when he’s 15, he’ll want some cash to go to a movie with that cute little brunette girl from his English class who writes poems but won’t show them to anyone but him. You’ll balk because the girl’s mother “always skimped on snacks for the kids’ soccer games” five years earlier.
“Oh, it hurts so much when babies cry. They can not verbalize what they are feeling; maybe it’s a headache or maybe it’s nausea or maybe she is simply hungry. But who can tell exactly what it is? We can only guess.”
“Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.”
My sister and I don’t have the greatest relationship, but this is low even for her.
My 4 year old blond angelic looking daughter told her visiting grandparent’s to, “Bite my shiny metal ass.” Bless her.
Education is a right, not a special favor.
Go ahead, search Google. Try to find one story about a black man dying after being left in a car. You can’t.
I want him to feel like he’s able to accomplish something, instead of just being a constant burden on myself and society at large.
“I became a father when I was 19. The kid ruined my professional life. I am now 25, stuck in a dead end job, live in a small apartment with her mother, who is now my wife.”