I got the girl of my dreams, and what I originally thought was “baggage” turned out to be the icing on the cake.
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
I dated a young woman with a child. After dating for two years, they moved. Exactly one year ago today — after over a year apart from the little girl — I flew down to see her. Here is the story.
You’re gonna need a bigger couch.
The two are very different, and it causes a riff between these toddlers.
As adults, we’re sometimes not given much leeway to act as children again. We’ve got bills to pay, families to feed, and careers to manage. But we should give ourselves some downtime every now and then — especially to act like a kid and get away with it.
We don’t fit in with our married parent friends — or our single friends. We can be lonely.
It’s the funny, unexpected twist of parenting. You kids come into our lives. Helpless. Dependent. And along with that we are given a feeling of value and importance because we are needed.
1. Always lock the door when you’re taking a shower.
“This is exasperating!”