Student A: I can spell my mom’s name! Me: Oh yeah? How do you spell it? Student A: M-O-M. Student B: That’s how you spell my mom’s name, too!
Two days into a nine day vacation, and you’ve already abandoned the kids in front of all kinds of screen time.
We’ve grown accustomed to uncertainty. It was the only constant we could rely on during our childhood.
The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible.
Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.
Your fear of being the wrinkliest PTA member seems like a valid reason not to put off pregnancy too much longer.
Last October, I spent a wonderful morning with my doctor, during which he performed a tubal ligation on me.
I’ll never forget that time when I was twelve when my mom decided to test my reaction to being grabbed in public.
When I was 11, my parents got divorced and I was (and still am,) the eldest child of four. I’m 20 now, and I still have no idea what was the reason that led to my parents’ split.
The awesomest corny jokes imaginable.