You are expected to feed your new roommate and they have less motor control then someone with no arms and no legs.
Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.
Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
Whether you are unable to, choose not to, or choose to, this does not determine your worth as a person. There may be people who feel inclined to comment or believe that they have a say in your decision, however the only decisions that matter belong to the party or parties directly involved.
I envy how they exist—just to be loved and taken care of. Just to be held and played with and smiled at. Just to be the wonderful, fragile, mind-blowing creation that they are.
I don’t want you to feel that a standardized test is a true measure of your worth and that grades are what define you.
“You can have one of my kids!”
To me, it seems obvious that a nice healthy marriage is going to have better outcomes than a strained one, regardless of whether divorce is involved, but we can agree that divorce is not a desirable path as a parent.
“I had an orgy on my parents’ bed when they went away for the weekend.”
Kiss your old life goodbye and prepare for a plethora of bruises in the most obscure parts of your body.