“He was fantastic in bed and we continued to have sex on/off the next few weeks.”
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” —Bill Lee
Drake’s beating a dead horse with the themes of “I’m sensitive and other rappers think it’s lame,” and “Now that I’m famous, everyone’s fake.”
1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.
Peace, love and Cudi.
Been dumped? Going through heavy stuff? Hate your life in general? Just having a bad day? Everyone has those times and when there’s no hard liquor around, waterworks are the next best solution.
Starring in a reality show! Judging by her activities the other day— in which Bynes got high, ate food, went to a spa for three hours, and then drove around aimlessly before ending up at a Home Depot—her life seems to be a nonstop thrill ride.
Taking a break from her busy schedule of talking about how much she loves rough coitus and dying her hair, Rihanna drops by to make a perfectly par-for-the-course Guetta number.
Go to work, open your iTunes, and play this song continuously at the lowest volume possible. It’s been a few months, and you don’t feel any more fulfilled. In fact, your condition is worsening. You wake up every morning with a dull ache in your heart, the one you feel when you know something is over.
Last week, the Internet went nuts over the discovery of Chet Haze, Tom Hanks’ son and, apparently, a frat boy rapper supreme. Chet’s newly released “White and Purple (Northwestern Remix),” a version of Wiz Khalifa’s ubiquitous “Black and Yellow,” is a college-themed ode to Northwestern University, where he’s currently a student and minor campus celebrity.