In honor of the former boy band’s unofficial holiday, I decided there was no better day than to list the top five *NSYNC songs of all-time.
Guess what I don’t want to see? One Direction waltzing around London. Guess what I do want to see? JT and the gang in a mental institution, driving themselves crazy.
I found five movies and related them to five of my real-life experiences involving romance.
My brother, the felon, strolled into prison, kept his head held high, and inspired me with a few gems of wisdom along the way.
No one does better covers than Boyce Avenue.
1. “Fancy,” Iggy Azalea Featuring Charli XCX
You’ve been dying for a song to come out that sounds like Lil Kim scissoring Gwen Stefani while Ke$ha watches and masturbates to an Insane Clown Posse beat.
Technology resurrected Michael Jackson for one more performance.
6. There is no doubt about it. Jason Derulo is not a pizza.
6. Wearing a flower crown.