GM calls me in and offers me full time hours (after I had been requesting them for months). I jumped in saying “Let me stop you right there, I’m also turning in my two weeks notice.” Remembering that look of disbelief will make me smile every time.
It’s perfectly normal to wonder what would have happened if you’d been an accountant.
Money is a curious thing. When you go after money like a goal, it punishes you. Piles of crap later, you inevitably feel like you’ll never have enough. Like you’ll never be enough.
Chef: Has great weed. Has even better munchies.
“Secretary got caught having sex with an intern in a room where we kept all the filing cabinets. They had started so fast that the secretary had left one of the shelves open and she held onto it to “stabilize” herself.”
Dressing in business casual attire and sitting at a super fancy CUBICLE does not make you better than anyone. It doesn’t mean you work harder, and it certainly should not make you feel as though you’ve earned more respect.
When you dream about the future, you dream about a life that is nothing like the one you have now.
You don’t know everything there is to know yet, and that’s okay.
While you spent all of high school trying to be Tumblr famous, David Karp spent all of high school creating Tumblr.
The truth is that every seemingly small decision we make regarding how we spend our money (on what and on whom), invest, or save, says something big, personally and collectively.