But seriously, God bless the bathroom at the club.
The remote control. Speaking of the remote. Honey, I love you, but I don’t want to watch football all of the time.
1. We don’t want to be, and are not, “at war” with you.
The silent treatment has been around since the creation of time, and for good reason. No, you should not answer that creepy 2am “I miss you babe text.” I’m awake during the day too asshole.
Don’t take pleasure in reminding people of their place, of keeping them down. Because the only “down” is to your level. Don’t be a sewer rat. Leave everyone else to it and focus on you.
Before I was dating nice guys whom I trusted fully, and it’s only now that I’m realizing how lucky I’d been.
1. He uses your past against you.
1. Realize that their child will always come first.
2. Any clothes they borrow from you look 100 times better on them than they ever could on you.
Most of the time when we find cowardly acts, the companion is jealousy.