As inconsiderate as some words may be, I find it hard to mentally link them with actual crime. I know insults can sting, but this reeking wave of offense seems cheap, artificial, and rehearsed.
Savor the 1987-era levels of graphical awesomeness!
If you’re going to break up with your boyfriend because he conveniently gets murdered by your husband’s dead mistress’ husband, that’s kiiind of a lot to have on your conscience.
“I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.” Alan Rickman
Listen, if you’re not gonna be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
“If a body catch a body, coming through the rye.”
8. You sometimes describe yourself as having been “born too late” or “having an old soul.”
Anyone who likes David Sedaris is automatically good people. If you catch him reading Amy Sedaris, though, you marry him.
“Alright then, I’ll go to hell.” – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
If you actually got to read The Bell Jar in high school (for class), color me impressed.