Feeling disconnected? It may be time to log off and plug back into your relationship.
Todd’s filthy little tale has been read over a billion times online — yes a billion. She’s signed a six-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster, created an entire line of jewelry centered around the series, and recently sold the rights to a film version to Paramount. Not too shabby for a girl writing sex scenes about her favorite band member on her iPhone.
Qualifications for this analysis: I am a brat. 1. You buy those Cokes with names on them. 2. Your cardigans are color-coordinated to the seasons. 3. You live in Jersey. 4. You chose to live in Jersey. 5.
7. You inhabit a limbo where days blur into one another.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but when it comes to the dick pic, I’ll take the thousands words any day of the week.
1. You take a job to pay the bills and forget to do the things that once made you feel alive.
I love you, save me, fix me, fix my phone, I didn’t mean that, please love me, my fate rests in your hands.
But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!
Why not end an email with a quality signature line, an inspirational quote, or some wickedly random anecdote?
8. Why do all porn sites assume I’m a guy??