1. You take a job to pay the bills and forget to do the things that once made you feel alive.
I love you, save me, fix me, fix my phone, I didn’t mean that, please love me, my fate rests in your hands.
But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!
Why not end an email with a quality signature line, an inspirational quote, or some wickedly random anecdote?
8. Why do all porn sites assume I’m a guy??
As smart phones are meant to help connect us to people from all over town and all over the world, I think it’s ironic that they also help us disconnect from people close to us.
Apple products, converting sweet young American children into spoiled brats, one at a time.
Navigating through iPhone will be easier than ever before, but only after you get used to iOS 8, which, with any luck, will completely ruin your life like iOS 7 did when it was released.
I’m onto you, Apple.
I’m not a celebrity, so no one cares. But my dog is like … really cute.