Qualifications for this analysis: I am a brat. 1. You buy those Cokes with names on them. 2. Your cardigans are color-coordinated to the seasons. 3. You live in Jersey. 4. You chose to live in Jersey. 5.

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but when it comes to the dick pic, I’ll take the thousands words any day of the week.


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