There are two truths here and the joy of one is acknowledgement of the horrors of the other.
“Do you know what a little America is?” Kyle uttered the first words either of us had spoken since we had left San Francisco five hours ago.
You’ve probably been wondering how to do this properly this for a while.
Feeling disconnected? It may be time to log off and plug back into your relationship.
Todd’s filthy little tale has been read over a billion times online — yes a billion. She’s signed a six-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster, created an entire line of jewelry centered around the series, and recently sold the rights to a film version to Paramount. Not too shabby for a girl writing sex scenes about her favorite band member on her iPhone.
Qualifications for this analysis: I am a brat. 1. You buy those Cokes with names on them. 2. Your cardigans are color-coordinated to the seasons. 3. You live in Jersey. 4. You chose to live in Jersey. 5.
7. You inhabit a limbo where days blur into one another.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but when it comes to the dick pic, I’ll take the thousands words any day of the week.
1. You take a job to pay the bills and forget to do the things that once made you feel alive.
I love you, save me, fix me, fix my phone, I didn’t mean that, please love me, my fate rests in your hands.