No matter how romantic the expectation, the first day is challenging.
This summer is going to solidify the fact that you are following the right career path and that life after college is going to be more than tolerable, but actually maybe enjoyable. It’s going to be the summer where you get the internship of your dreams. But it’s not.
We promised ourselves that we were done with Donald Trump content, but then THIS happened.
Overall, Mr. Dickens knew a bit about internships.
I don’t think anyone believes that her first love will end in a courtroom before a judge.
As unpaid employees, you lack certain benefits: the obvious paycheck, healthcare, and protection from sexual harassment. Yes, you read that correctly.
Because, however awful-turned-amazing this might be, this is the reality of life as a modern-day intern.
You clean yourself off, join the rest of the overwrought, unpaid interns in the office, and douse your puffy, pillow face with your special brew. It consists of strong black coffee (to crack you out) mixed with merlot (Charles Shaw obvi) and topped off with slices of apples (to clean your teeth).
We all know your company will never, ever use those sparkly iron-on letters you found at Michael’s.
The threesome was a going away present for my boyfriend who just a few days ago moved away to Boston for the entire summer to study some complicated science stuff at Harvard. (Apparently Harvard is “in” right now.) So now I’m sad and alone at my apartment staring at my air-conditioner, feeling depressed about the fact that I’ve literally already watched every (good) porn movie on the internet multiple times over.