For years, he’s been the bridesmaid, never the bride, so we all knew it was coming.
Ellen De-f*cking-Generes gave them a customized surfboard and a lifetime supply of vans. AND I ASK YOU, FOR WHAT?
“Having the best cartoons ever.”
Internet writers (who contribute immensely personal stories to online publications like Thought Catalog, Broadly, and Medium) have been quoted calling their work “contributions to the Millennial narrative.”
This outfit is super cute, but will I look like an idiot in a pea coat when it’s 72 degrees or a dress when it’s 68?
Let’s be honest. You’re not just connecting with friends and family.
For those of us who have worked service jobs, there have been MANY times where we just wanted to tell an annoying customer EXACTLY where to shove their bullshit. Now these guys are doing it for us!!
There is no relationship that is better than another, but it’s all about how they make you feel and what you can do for them in return. No one wants to be friends with someone who only talks to you when it’s convenient for them or when they need something. You want someone who’s there for you because they enjoy you and the same goes for them.
WTF, how did I filter myself into an orange? Why is it grainy? Shit, there’s a dirty sock of mine laying on the floor in the back of my selfie, think anyone will notice?
Many men have thought this would be the house they would die in but many men have failed to pay the mortgage.