Being into someone and letting them know just how into them you wanna be (WINKY WINKY) can be super exhilarating, but when it’s not a natural skill you possess, signals can get crossed.
The Bible Verse. Example: “Ephesians 2:8-9”
Translation: “I voted for Bush”
Here’s some comedic gold for you!
I were to hypothetically go against everything I just said and make a list of Things You Need To Know Before You Read Another Article Telling You About The Things You Need To Know, then this is what I would say. Hypothetically.
Does the person who RTs a major media outlet story link within seconds of it being posted really give a hoot? Or, have they just been scouring the web and trying to seem up to date on viral matters?
I’m starting to have that feeling that I shouldn’t spend so much time on the Internet because I find out stuff like this — things that are so crazy I can’t believe they actually happened. Allow me to introduce you to Elmer McCurdy.
Dylan Roof is the suspected shooter in the Charleston church shooting.
What does that say about you?
I’m going to have this on repeat all day.