“Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.”
Your social media page cannot tell the beautifully crafted story of your life and of who you are. It cannot define you. And it cannot perfectly represent you.
So don’t let it.
You’ve been known to give yourself inspirational pep talks.
Our wireless world attaches strings to us; our electronic reputation is the ladder with which we try to climb above everyone else.
Twitter is straight fire.
But really…is it a puppy or a bagel?
I’m not saying one is better than the other; just that this is an observation I have of our communal behaviors.
For years, he’s been the bridesmaid, never the bride, so we all knew it was coming.
Ellen De-f*cking-Generes gave them a customized surfboard and a lifetime supply of vans. AND I ASK YOU, FOR WHAT?
“Having the best cartoons ever.”