“You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met.”
Boys, you become men when you treat others with respect. Nothing is owed to you.
Thanks for all the practice faking orgasms!
These two words represent the parts of human body that we are supposed to hide from the world. Are they really that bad?
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
I continuously wonder why do men think women are so scared of being called old, and even why older women get so crazily jealous of younger women? I see it the other way around – I was an idiotic youth, I’m only getting more interesting, sexier, more confident, classy and better with age!
“It doesn’t phase me. If someone calls me a slut I basically interpret it as them saying I’m extremely comfortable with my own sexuality.”
“He told me I look better with makeup. Even if you think it’s true, why say it? That just makes me self conscious and now I feel like I have to have a full face on every time I’m around him.”
“Peace, ye fat guts.”