It’s here! Cold, hard, scientific data about The Selfie. In case you were asking yourself the existential question, what does this all mean? The way man long ago asked, is the world round?
My newsfeed is now devoid of any activity from friends.
When we talk about jealousy now it’s always something you want to rid yourself of, something that feels foreign. Even in the grip of it, does it not feel like you’re being taken over by an unwanted foreign antibody? We talk about it as if we’re victim to it, but in reality we’re not.
6. The crouching mirror hidden flaws selfie.
1. She’s too typical.
Yeah, yeah, most of us have been caught taking a selfie. Whatever, worse things have happened. But yes, whether you’re in public, in your car, or at work, it’s still embarrassing.
The idea of our image being temporary and lasting a mere 10 seconds or less has allowed us to think less and share more.
By all means this 100 percent makes your boyfriend the best, because he followed your instructions to buy you tickets to a concert he would rather die than attend.
3. Find out about cool parties; ask friends, “Are you going?”
I suspect it wouldn’t be such an issue if Instagram actually showcased the truth; if it showed your ex vomiting over a toilet seat or lying, bloated, in the feverish grip of a hangover.