6. If you post an OOTD (outfit of the day) every day of the week, I’m done with you.
You see, that witty bio is going to paint us in the way we want to be seen when maybe, hopefully, that person whose pictures we were flipping through last night decides to stalk us too. How romantic.
The parallels are endless; that’s why I’ve decided to spare you the hindsight-bias and answer those questions by combining my perceptiveness with their Instagrams.
For what? More like, what NOT for?
If your hair is messy, you’re probably trying to say: I look really cute in this picture and by poking fun at my hair and I get away with posting this selfie without being “that girl”.
A woman gazes from her black and white setting as she leans against a motorcycle. She wears a pair of overalls and a collared blouse.
9. Your shower thoughts are potential joke tweets.
1. #nofilter I tried every filter, from Amaro to Kelvin, and yet failed to find one that made my sunset look prettier than anybody else’s.
If you have to cry, do it. It scares people.
If you start staking portions of the room that are “YOURS ONLY,” you probably shouldn’t be living with other people.