It’s the most wonderful time of the year … for showing off on Instagram.
Always remember that captions are there for a paramount purpose: humble-bragging.
I’m in the early breakup stages of a two-year relationship. You know what the worst part of it is? Knowing that it is solely my fault.
“I want to de-friend everyone.”
A simple act of giving can make someone’s day.
You, sir, have earned three heart eye emojis for your hard work?
Quotes don’t make me feel empowered or think you’re deep; they just make me think you’re not totally sure you should follow a certain mantra unless you get 10 or more likes.
1. Instagram Releases Insta-dorphins
1. Blaming your boyfriend for why you can’t do something. I know you are both equally clingy, so when I ask you to make plans, please stop blaming it on your boyfriend.
1. People who don’t know what to order at Chipotle.