When you wake up still drunk and look at yourself in the mirror.
If you want my attention, then you’re going to have to put in effort. Real effort. You have to do more than press a button or two on your phone. A text just isn’t enough.
33 sets of male buttocks that are so nice, they should be illegal.
I have no idea why I’m more likely to open a Snapchat than respond to a text, or fill in the heart on an Instagram post before calling my mom back.
If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not a robe! It’s actually his dissected skin hanging around him.
“It turns me on when you look me in the eyes as you push it in.”
ENFPs are the most cuddly, while INTPs are the least.
Take the pictures. Take them all. If you’re feeling it, take 100 in a row. Soak in this moment and say, “Damn, I look good.” Because you do.
Whenever you check to see if he’s “seen” your message, he hasn’t. But it’s been days, so obviously he has. He just doesn’t care enough to open it up and read the whole thing.
“Mommy always leaves me and daddy home on Saturday nights, and me and daddy always go and get ice cream in the car after dinner…”