Please no more baking, Mom. Please….
Fits everything into one text: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Libra
Sends multiple texts: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius
Only look at these if you aren’t worried about having sweet dreams tonight.
“Everyone here is physically healthy and emotionally unstable.”
There’s nothing wrong with your mood that a pair of giant boobs won’t fix.
Super-obnoxious photos from “Instagram’s Playboy King.”
What. Is. This.
“I’m in a ‘We’re in a fight but he doesn’t know we’re in a fight but it’s definitely his fault we’re in a fight’ mood.”
“The extreme sex coupled with his love of shark week will make for an ocean romp he’ll NEVER forget!”
Hiding out from the puparazzi.