Don’t work towards an image that satisfies your desire for recognition. It’s not you, and so it’s not real. The only “filter” that will truly get noticed is called your personality. That’s a filter you develop over a lifetime, not one that comes in the next Instagram update.
I think Don does have a problem with black people. The good news is that he’s so fucking senile he can’t even tell what race anyone is.
42. Is that Chanel? Isn’t she in grad school?
4. Laundry (and all things associated with it).
It was like half an hour later, I was back at my house and I’d already posted the photo to Facebook and Instagram, “Look who I met at the diner today!” was the caption.
Just don’t let anyone living with you catch you, psycho.
You mock the younger generation, but if anyone (and I mean, ANYONE) cards you for alcohol, you’re like the most excited you’ve ever been.
The Queen of Image Control might’ve slipped up – that’s a pretty wonked out thigh.
Time to head to brunch! It’s brunch time, of course, because you consume no other regular meal — no breakfast, no lunch. A bowl of cereal or a sad ham sandwich is not what your life is about.